If you need a laugh, then read through these
Children's Science Exam Answers:



Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.



Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
made safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep
and canoeists.



Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
perspire.



Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

A: Keep it in the cow.



Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the
Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon,
because there is no water on the moon, and nature
hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this
fight.



Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.



Q: What happens to your body as you age?

A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
intercontinental.



Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward
to his adultery.



Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A: Premature death.



Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
(e.g., abdomen.)

A: The body is consisted into three parts - the
brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The
brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the
heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.



Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie.



Q: What does "varicose" mean?

A: Nearby.



Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.



Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Sounds like stuff my kids would say. Heh.