The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.



Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"



"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."



"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.



The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"



"You dumber than dirt. Someone stole the tent."

Although funny, who exactly is tonto and Lone Ranger?

ummm... who IS tonto???

But yes, funny joke.

Yes, i did. My dad was old so i got to watch all the oldie but goodies...lol

Yeesh. I don't even watch old westerns and *I* know who Tonto and the LR are. Get a clue, Jess!

What's up with Jesse bashing??? This is like your 6th post Ginny!

What have I done??

Nothing personal. You're just seeming to be an easy target, perhaps? Sides. You dish, you get dished!

Or maybe it's cuz you have curly hair!

No, I think it was just that first thing, and the fact that I was ornery yesterday... Here ....


I LOVE JESSICA! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Better?

How can I dish? I've hardly talked to anyone lately and barely been checking in on the forum.

If anything I've been getting along with folks lately.

Well I just don't have time for ornery.. my life is to AAAGGGGHHHH right now.