The things this turned up were just hillarious, but I'll go ahead and warn in advance that they occasionally turn up things that are innappropriate. I tried a couple people's names and didn't get anything bad, but I'm warning you anyway....

Someone posted this on my MySpace. Just type "<your first name> needs" in Google and your answer is the first (appropriate) thing you come across.

Mine said "Ginny needs everyone's help more than ever"

(The second one said Ginny needs a special home or office environment where she does not have access to soft material furniture such as a bed or couch, which I thought sounded much more funny)

Tyler's said "Tyler needs a turbo". Think it's fate?

Brian needs: "none of my needs are being met in this conversation." Also: "Brian needs to work out." and "Does Brian really need NOS?"

Amanda needs: "Amanda needs a mom in her corner with lots of time and attention to give to her." Also: "Amanda needs wisdom and strength to do what is right.

"Gavin needs to seek those people out and ask their help in curing the stutter."

AND

"Gavin needs you! For years Gavin has longed to be officially reckoginsed as the world's sexiest vegetarian and with this petition you can show your support ...

AND

"what Gavin needs is training in employable skills, ... Gavin needs employable skills if he is ever to break free from a life of crime. ..."

AND

This is too funny... hold on I'll do me...

First of all I had to search for clean ones for my name because most of them we talking about Jessica Simpson or Jessica Alba.....

"Jessica needs an adoptive family that is very structured."

AND

"Jessica needs help! "

AND

"Jessica needs a new prescription"

SO I DID JESSY INSTEAD (EVEN THOUGH I SPELL IT JESSE... ALL THOSE BROUGH UP MAN STUFF

"jessy needs to be entertained at all times... even if she is entertaining her self"

AND

"Jessy needs her beauty sleep"

Anna needs to be excused from class today

Anna needs all the support she can get right now