Subject: New Story Line Today at 9:35 pm

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Lynelle wrote:
Anna wrote:
Ginnifer wrote:
Rodney turns to Relyt,with a wondering glare in his eye. He says " i had no idea that there were so many. Relyt asks him if he is going to stay here and fight or go find his woman. Rodney says that he needs to go. Relyt says take Cadie she will be a valuable assistant. and Besides there is going to be things that young little princess' shouldnt have to see...TBC

With Rodney hot on the trail of Gigi, there is no telling what danger awaits. Cadie, his ever faithful assistant, at his side is searching through her purple sparkly purse to find the map she made for this same occasion, which she knew ahead of time would happen at some point in the near future.

On the other side of the wardrobe door, strange things always happen. Here, Rodney begins to shrink even smaller. He is eventually so short that Cadie is forced to carry him in her purple purse and he gets lost amongst all of the crayons and wedding designs. He does, however, see a hairstyle that particularly suits Gigi and plans, if he ever gets out of the purse again, to show it to her.

Meanwhile, Relyt the brave warrior is stopped by a native forrest animal, which rushes up to him and hurriedly jabbers "Od uoy wonk enoyna ohw si wols dna sah laiceps sdeen?" Relyt, having been previously educated on this particular saying by his cousin, the curly-haired maiden Ynnig, shakes his head. "We've no time for this nonsense, forest dweller! We must stop Ekaj! Band your forces together!!!"

The slighted forest dweller runs off in another direction to do as ordered. Do they have time? Divad Nov Nattop and Ekaj begin to stir...



Ynnig runs off to find King Nosaj who is the lord of the wardrobe, who is know to be very kind to those in distress. Meanwhile Linden seems to be oblivious to all that is happening around her and is happily picking flowers and eating more bits of string. The trolls are leaving her be for the moment hoping that if they keep her satisfied they will be able to get information from her regarding the wo wo, they are just waiting for the right moment to strike. The trolls start banding thier soldiers together knowing that this will be the war of all wars.
Meanwhile Emmie and Gigi are still making their way up the mountain. When Emmie decides she no longer needs the wo wo and throws it off the side of a cliff into the a waterfall. However the trolls are unware of this and have sent a search party out to find the wonderful wo wo. Which they have termed the "Precious".
The wo wo hit the water and sunk to the bottom where it was picked up by a water dwelling fairy named Adnama....


(Oh wow you guys, this story is getting great, but it reads like a really bad B movie.... you know the ones where they introduce characters and plot lines 1/2 way through?)

So we left our gallent forest dweller Rodney and his purple pursed assistant Cadie thundering down the mountain (with Rodney clutching the insides of the purse (and the new'do for Geedge) and hanging on for dear life. Cadie is beside herself, knowing that as she is careening down the trail poor Rodney is being bashed and snagging his tights. "Oh sorry, I didn't mean that, ummm Sorry, oh dear, I'm really sorry..." she mutters....

Meanwhile Gigi struggles up the mountain, mentally kicking herself for not keeping up with her membership to the gym, and for weraing these silly red spangled sandels. "I should have gone for the flats" she says, "even if they don't match my chariot.." Emmie is jabbering away beside her and it takes a moment for GiGi to realize that she can understand her. Turning to her she shreiks "WHERE IS THE GOLDEN WO-WO?" Knowing that Emmie's wo-wo is usually glued to her face by food and mucus, she had not been concerned with ever losing it. Emmie, hurt by the tone of her beloved Gigi's voice, wimpers and tells her "That was not kind."

"Oh lovely" the water dwelling princess Adnama, purrs to herself as she retrieves the golden wo-wo, "but what is this nasty stuff on it?" "looks like food and...........


some sort of nasty slimy substance. But Adnama is very good at taking care of these problems. She loves cleaning and this is a wonderful opportunity to use her skills. She shines it and sets on her mantle.
Meanwhile Ynnig is running to summon King Nosaj, she jump aboard her pimped out unicorn with all leg drive complete with a hot pink glitter saddle and matching purple horn decorations. As they galloped off Cadie and Rodney were nearing the base of the mountain. When the evil Ekaj suddenly jumped from behind a tree where he was hiding. "Aha!" he yelled. "You are coming with me and you will be my bride." he said. Now Ekaj was very handsome and very cunning, and he figured if he forced Cadie to marry him then they would own the wo wo...Cadie was over come with Ekaj handsomeness and could only giggle....

and say, "I knew you would want to marry me, do you want to hold my hand?" Ekaj looked at her speechless, wondering if the head waggling and eye batting was genetic, or if it was something communicable that she was going to infect his loyal subjects with. No matter, he thought, I'll get the golden wo-wo for the trolls and then I'll be off with my noggin' wobblin' princess.

Still in the purple purse Rodney listened to these new developments with horror, desperately wishing that someone would write into the story line something about him getting bigger before it was too late for Cadie and he would be dragged along on a honeymoon. His heart was heavy for his beloved "sugga wogga tugga", not knowing if she was in mortal danger was driving him mad with anxiety.

Meanwhile the trolls knew that they had trouble on their hands... they were out of string and Linden, who they had renamed Nednil (which means 'pink pooty' in troll langauge) was telling them she had to go to the bathroom. They were a little confused as to what they were to do next.....
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Still in the purple purse Rodney listened to these new developments with horror, desperately wishing that someone would write into the story line something about him getting bigger before it was too late for Cadie and he would be dragged along on a honeymoon. His heart was heavy for his beloved "sugga wogga tugga", not knowing if she was in mortal danger was driving him mad with anxiety.

Meanwhile the trolls knew that they had trouble on their hands... they were out of string and Linden, who they had renamed Nednil (which means 'pink pooty' in troll langauge) was telling them she had to go to the bathroom. They were a little confused as to what they were to do next.....
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The benevolent king Nosaj was already waiting on his day-glo dragon when Ynnig got up to the top of the mountain -- he saw her coming a mile away, since she'd just recently added orange neon to her tricked-out unicorn and it was leaving a hazy trail through the sky similar to the one Linden left, only not sparkly. "What's wrong? I have hours of code to go through for the neighboring community of Ents and I really don't have time to save Misty Mount, too," Nosaj replied, his tell-tale smile stating that he had actually just been waiting for an opportunity to get away from the droll work he was about each and every day.

As Ynnig was making the king aware of the situation, the now grumbling Gigi, having coaxed the story of the disappearance of the wowo from Emmie, was using some gorilla glue from her oversized purse (5.99 on E-wardrobe) to glue a sequin onto her red shoe and trying to figure out how to get a Miraclesuit at the last minute so she could swim down to Adnama's tidy lair and request it back (this key information having been told her by her familiar creature, Eihpos).

Rodney, meanwhile had a stroke of luck and came across a lifesaver, half-chewed, in Cadie's purple purse. Eating it took several hours, but roundabout the time that Ekaj was having her fitted for her wedding costume, Rodney sprung from the purse and made a daring escape down a corridor -- he knew that this sort of thing would require backup.

Linden, having run out of string, was digging in her nose, but this being a magical land, she found to her dismay that it was fresh and clean, unlike usual. She also noticed, to her horror, that her hair was brushed and it hadn't even hurt. So she went to talk some sense into Cadie, who, having always been a fan of weddings, was sucking on a Vitamin C, drinking a juice box, and having her wrists buffed with Troll #5 for her big day, while reading "Conversational Troll: Our Guide to Helping You Understand Your Wedding Vows in 1 Week! (Guaranteed, but You Can't Have Your Money Back If It Doesn't Work)".

Lord Milo... well, where'd he go, anyway?

The benevolent king Nosaj was already waiting on his day-glo dragon when Ynnig got up to the top of the mountain -- he saw her coming a mile away, since she'd just recently added orange neon to her tricked-out unicorn and it was leaving a hazy trail through the sky similar to the one Linden left, only not sparkly. "What's wrong? I have hours of code to go through for the neighboring community of Ents and I really don't have time to save Misty Mount, too," Nosaj replied, his tell-tale smile stating that he had actually just been waiting for an opportunity to get away from the droll work he was about each and every day.

As Ynnig was making the king aware of the situation, the now grumbling Gigi, having coaxed the story of the disappearance of the wowo from Emmie, was using some gorilla glue from her oversized purse (5.99 on E-wardrobe) to glue a sequin onto her red shoe and trying to figure out how to get a Miraclesuit at the last minute so she could swim down to Adnama's tidy lair and request it back (this key information having been told her by her familiar creature, Eihpos).

Rodney, meanwhile had a stroke of luck and came across a lifesaver, half-chewed, in Cadie's purple purse. Eating it took several hours, but roundabout the time that Ekaj was having her fitted for her wedding costume, Rodney sprung from the purse and made a daring escape down a corridor -- he knew that this sort of thing would require backup.

Linden, having run out of string, was digging in her nose, but this being a magical land, she found to her dismay that it was fresh and clean, unlike usual. She also noticed, to her horror, that her hair was brushed and it hadn't even hurt. So she went to talk some sense into Cadie, who, having always been a fan of weddings, was sucking on a Vitamin C, drinking a juice box, and having her wrists buffed with Troll #5 for her big day, while reading "Conversational Troll: Our Guide to Helping You Understand Your Wedding Vows in 1 Week! (Guaranteed, but You Can't Have Your Money Back If It Doesn't Work)".

Lord Milo... well, where'd he go, anyway?

Ynnig waited impatiently, tapping a pink booted toe. Good King Nosaj was checking his on-line directions one last time. Checking the wind velocity and the wear on his dragon's feet took a few minutes too. By this time Ynnig's naturally curly golden hair was standing on end and her little pink face had mysterious looking red blotches. GK Nosaj, looked at her fearfully and frantically googled "splotchy red marks" trying to find a remedy for her, unbeknownst to him that he was the cause of her blotchyness.

With Rodney (why didn't I scramble his name?) back to his full 3.5' stature, he could now rescue his betrothed and help WOTW Relyt to form the army that they would use to rescue Cadie and Linden.

Gigi meanwhile thinks of a plan to get the golden wo-wo back. "Come on, Emmie" she says, "we have to find some mud and moss, I'm sure that the water fairy adnama could use a facial, and who knows, maybe we'll get the wo- wo AND a booking!" Emmie is all too agreeable to this and gleefully starts stuffing GiGi's bag with flora and fauna.....

Relyt has now left the bluff after watching Cadie and Rodney fade away into the distance.. He goes back to the brook and wonders what he should do now other than wait.. He decides that for the battle that he and rodney should be on horseback, so that they could lead the troops better. He wanders thru the forest and finds the camp of the defenders. He looks at them with curiosity. They come from all parts of the forest, They are all different shapes and sizes, He walks over to his elite warriors the Elves.. He says to Icemul the Head of the guild. Are ur men ready for action? Icemul replys my men are ready for whatever u need us for. Relyt tells him that he wants him to take his men and find enough mounts for him and his guild to ride, and to bring back two unicorns for him and Rodney. Icemul and his guys run to acomplish this new quest...... Just then LM comes and informs Relyt that a new regiment has just arrived to defend the forest. Relyt asks LM how GiGi and Emmie are getting along Lm tells him that he doesnt know becuz that dog that burps bit him so he left..........................Two days later............... Icemul has returned from the quest with all that Relyt asked for... LM comes and Informs Relyt that King Nosaj has just arrived. Relyt goes to welcome him to their humble camp when he is accosted by this maiden named Anna, saying that she has read much of Nosaj and would be delighed if Relyt would introduce him to her. Relyt agrees out of the graciousness of his heart... They meet the king under a large oak, beside a giant creek. Nosaj who is never at a loss for words is quite smitten with this maiden. He turns to Relyt and says" we attack tommorow afternoon, at exactly 12pm atomic time............ meanwhile... rodney hears GiGi and emmie talking to someone he runs to see who it is and he finds........

this is just too much to read now.... hurry up and end it so we can start something new... and wasn't everyone just supposed to only write a line or two each time???